They're the Sassy Stilettos. I bet next time, they'll get the S out of the fold.
I'm not sure what this warning sign is about, but it seems to include glow in the dark boobs and a large swimming penis of some kind. Consider me deterred.
No, seriously, this is the cover. LOLReadersDigestCats.
Anne Geddes + Celine Dion = Nightmare inducing child/plant hybrid. Eek.
Celine, step away from the newborn in the vegetable stocking. I repeat, Celine, step away from infantus eggplantus.
I don't know what disturbs me more — the smirk on the old guy's face or the blush on the kid's. Run a CORI check on this illustrator, stat.
Who needs God when you have Santa? One brings blight and plagues, the other brings presents. No brainer.
On the other hand, you can't spell good without God.
I'm so confused. The ho-ho-horor.